Podpocalypse – Funny, Geeky, Sexy

The Poster for the movie JAWS has become fixed in our pop culture history.

It’s been spoofed thousands of times, and here are 7 of our favorites!

by Vanja Gaidouchek Katya Lavrenova

Awesome shot of lion by by Vanja Gaidouchek Katya Lavrenova

Mama lion and her cub by Rahul Matthan

Check out this Stunning capture of Lioness and her cub by Rahul Matthan

Lion by Natalie Manuel

This is like some straight up Narnia Shit right here, by Natalie Manuel gorgeous lion head

by Gorazd Golob

This lion’s face is so awesomely expressive – by Gorazd Golob

Francesco Russotto

Possibly the best of the bunch is this amazingly beautiful photo of a lion with eyes that say “take me home, I promise not to eat you… all at once.” by Francesco Russotto

In the past we featured ’10 Star Wars Historial Mash Ups’ and we’ve found a few more that didn’t make it in to the original top ten.

So Consider this 5 Epic things, Plus 2 bonus things for Star Wars Day!

7 awesome poster mash ups after the jump (click here)

Enjoy this video, and these epic staches

and top it off with this Godfather inspired Stache video

wait for it… wait for it…

At this point I’m sure you’re familiar with, over saturated with and completely sick of Rebbecca Black and her song Friday. But in case you’re unfamiliar or just a glutton for punishment, the only thing to get more press than Charlie Sheen and the Japanese History making earthquake was… this…

Now, I’m sorry for that. But let me present to you 5 Songs Ever More Annoying sung by Kids that want to be popstars! (and apparently who have parents with the money to buy them that dream). Let me introduce you to Zack, he’s Zack.at  #5)

There real Mitzvah here is – Turn those comments off so you can’t see all the haters commenting…

Moving on.

Our next winning loser, I’m not totally convinced isn’t some spoof that I’m just not realizing. But sadly I’ve found no proof that it’s not just ironically a cookie cutter track to a thousand other pop songs…

4) “My Jeans” by Jenna Rose & Baby Triggy – whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.

All I have to say about this is this:

also for a song about Jean this girl could use a pair to hide those twigs she calls legs.

Special Disclaimer : I would like to take a minute to defend myself and say, this is not an attempt at cyber bullying. I know Miss Black has taken a lot of flack, and been reported on as the victim of cyber bullying. but at the say time it’s important to note here, that just because you’re being cyber bullied doesn’t mean you don’t suck.

I digress… these next 3 have something in common, see if you can figure it out.

3)”Without Your Love” by Britt Rutter

While the extremely simple lyrics, tell a story of a girl in love. We take a deeper look in to the real message of this song, through the video itself, in which the lesson be taught is ‘Don’t fight for your love, be a douche, cyber stalker and send embarrassing screencaps tall all your friends”

Well Message received on that one, here you go:

This next one was damn close,for the sake of irony and annoyance by all means this should have been number one.

2) ‘Ordinary Pop Star’ by CJ Fam

Is the confused song of a ugly little pop star girl that wants to be a pop star that wants to be a normal kid. News flash kid, you did it! You’re already nobody, game over, STFU Kthxbye.

But the real winner has to be the pedotastic–

1)”Can’t get you out of My Mind” by Kaya.

Which apparently (according to the video) is a song about a 14 year old girl, who beguiles her way in to a club to seduce a 21 year old guy, and then does some kind of chicken dance (ala Arrested Development) while this black dude, who’s in all 3 of the past Videos and all videos Ark hotel produces sings is the one and only Clarence Jey…. *Crickets*

He’s most likely A) Just one of the producers B) trying to sleep with these children C) trying to use their money to create videos for his own failed attempts at being a rock god. Dear creepy dude, When they arrest you and shut down Arkhotel “Music” Factory (emphasis on ‘Factory’ cause they just pump out shit after shit without a care in the world what damage they do) not a fuck will be given. But I will eat a taco that day, and dream of getting a handy from Mila Kunis.

Finally a post that would make Marie Antoinette happy.

5 Epic Cakes! From Zombie Killing to a Full Bust of Iron Man – That some mother fucking intense cake. It may not be Double Rainbow Cake intense

But considering two of these are wedding cakes (oh and they’re the two most violent cakes I’ve ever seen)… I think it stands up to the challenge.

Enjoy your cake – sadly you can’t eat it too.

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