Double Header!
Dear Abby eat your heart out. It’s a Stranger Than Fiction Double Header! Yes, the people we know and love a rife with problems. That only I could help them with. (Where was Batman or even Mr. Clean you ask? Busy!)
Never fear Batling is nearby and has a wet/dry vac!
“Dear Lola,
I read your vampire series (of articles) with great interest as I am dating a vampire. I seem to be dating one of those no sex before marriage blokes. What can I do? I mean I like him, just not that much.
~Smarter”
Well Miss Smarty Pants,
Have you told your sweetie it’s 2009? That might help. As far as I can tell you, he might still think premarital sex is a punishable offense. Perhaps he is just trying to stay “under the radar” I mean think about from his angle. It’s bad enough he amasses a body count every time he feels peckish. But, adding that to his list in the old days would’ve got him caught for sure.
“Dear Lola,
I know you haven’t talked about this but, how can I tell my family I’m a stripper?
~Angel”
10 to 1 they already know. Have you considered your choices in footwear? I’m just kidding. But seriously have you considered getting a cake? Questionable news is always made better by cake. True story it’s how I told my family I did phone sex. Get a cake shaped like something..they’ll love it.
